How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Je vous pose la question ...

C'est simple...

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Weird... I would rather say that A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood

Don't you think ?

But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Chuck Norris chuck infinite wood.

But is Chuck Norris a woodchuck ?

Je paie pas cher de ta peau. Chuck Norris est tout. Puis t'as oublié un r dans son nom.

Voilà c'est arrangé , ne me mange pas !!!